Closed until further notice…

On July 1st, more than 40 California State Parks will close due to budget cuts. Following more than 25 years of underfunding, the park system has accrued an astounding $1.3 billion in deferred maintenance. Last May, the state government announced that 70 of the state’s parks would close due to $22 million in budget cuts. Since then, 27 parks have saved from closure by nonprofits, local governments, private business and gracious individual donors. At this moment though, 13 coastal beach parks—including surf breaks at Moss Landing near Monterrey and Garrapata in Big Sur—and more than 30 parks inland are slated for closure. Furthermore, parks that will remain open may face a decrease in staffing, hours of operation, days of operation, and fewer available facilities and trails

What are the consequences of these closures and overall service reductions? Possible depletion of valuable (and rather limited) natural resources for one: According to Surfer, when Providence Mountain in San Bernardino was left unsupervised this past winter, the park suffered from over $100,000 in damage due to vandalism to its buildings and limestone caves. Benicia State Park in Solano County fell victim to costly copper theft, and the New York Times cited that an illegal marijuana farm was set up at Sugarloaf Ridge State Park (a booby-trap that consisted of a rifle set up on a trip wire was found when the farm was raided by government agents).

Parks that are threatened by closure will no longer (at least for the foreseeable future) be operated and maintained by the state, but there is a chance that they will not be completely off-limits to the public. Verardo-Torres, a representative of the State Parks Foundation, stated that, ““The state has said, ‘Look, we aren’t going to be the operator of [closed parks]. But we don’t want to close off the public’s access to them… We want good law-abiding people to go into parks and still enjoy them because that’s going to keep non-law-abiding people out.’”

The responsibility of caring for the parks that will close will mostly likely fall to individual volunteers—it’ll be up to them to protect and care for CA’s natural resources after the state let’s go of the reins.

For more information, please visit: http://www.surfermag.com/features/state-of-the-parks/

Trouble in Malibu

 

Discontent is floating in the line up at Malibu, also known as Surfrider State Beach. A number of ‘Bu locals aren’t too pleased with the Malibu Lagoon Reconstruction and Enhancement Project, which began on June 1st and will continue until this October. The project calls for draining most of the water from the lagoon (over 11,000 gallons), so that construction crews can reshape the actual structure of the lagoon with heavy equipment in order to improve water flow. The lagoon is notorious for having poor water quality—an issue that often plagues local surfers when the lagoon empties out in the lineup—and this $7 million project should clean up the nefariously scuzzy body of water. Well, that’s the plan at least.

There’s a lot of vocal opposition against the project; some feel that it’s just a bit too much: The massive amount of earth being moved (along with the interference caused by heavy construction equipment) could further damage the lagoon’s fragile ecosystem as well as harm Bu’s already “damaged” surf.

The lagoon was constructed in the early 1980s, as part of an ongoing effort to help restore the area’s natural wetlands. However, the artificial channels that were created ended up stifling water flow, and thus trapped ample amounts of run-off from Malibu Creek. Surfline.com quoted Matthew Horn, an aquatic field specialists, as stating that the lagoon, as of this moment, is no longer “sustainable for life”—the earlier project is entirely responsible for this unfortunate issue. Furthermore, by altering the way the creek emptied out in the ocean, the initial 1980s lagoon project altered how sand was deposited along the famous point break, thus changing the way the wave breaks.

The lagoon itself is in dire need of a dramatic resurrection, that much is certain. But will this new project negatively affect the region’s wildlife and Malibu’s surf? Well, that’s tough to say: Organizations like the Surfrider Foundation are adamant in their belief that the project will only positively benefit the health of the lagoon, but few have been able to state conclusively that the project won’t have an adverse effect on the surf.

I’ve had the opportunity to peruse the project’s environmental report, and I can say with a rather strong conviction that the project organizers have done their homework—it looks like they’ve taken every precaution to protect the lagoon’s wildlife. However, the environmental report did not cover anything involving Malibu’s surf, which was unfortunately a bit disconcerting.

The project, which has been in the works for nearly 10 years, could be exactly what the lagoon needs; conversely, it could also be the proverbial nail in the beachside coffin—all we can really do is wait and see what happens. 

Where’s My International Surf Day?

 

It’s official: I didn’t get to celebrate International Surfing Day. Oh, I’m so ashamed. I even had it all planned out, too. I printed out one of these special forms from Jim Moriarty, chief executive of the Surfrider Foundation, which “excused” me from having to work today (flawless plan, like trying to take over Fort Knox with a single cherry bomb and a can-do attitude). My plan was to walk up to my boss and tell him in a commanding voice, “Sorry, chief (I’m trying to sound as official as possible here, so forgive me for the kitschy ’50s nicknames) but I have to skip work today. I know, I know, you’ll miss me terribly. Nevertheless, today is the Eighth Annual International Surfing Day, and I can’t miss commemorating this epic event, which only comes once a year… like Christmas or National Donut Day. By the way, I deserve a raise, and the corner office… and a secretary. Get it done, sport.” Do I deal with enough paper work to justify needing a secretary? Well, no, not really. It just felt like it was the right time to make some inordinate demands. 

So, what happened? I got to work, form in hand, and approached my boss. Before I could say anything, he told me I was going to have to stay late. I replied by telling him it was National Surfing Day, and I showed him my form. He looked at it, titled his head and said, “But wait… you’re employed. How are you a surfer?” I didn’t really know what to say; I couldn’t figure out if he thought that all surfers were unemployed, or that if I went surfing I’d be unemployed. The confusion was truly palpable. So, what did I do? I just let it go. I surrendered to the iron shackle of corporate America and spent the rest of my holiday filling out my analytic reports. Oh, for shame…

So, there you have it. I missed International Surfing Day, but I hope you all didn’t. I hope you spent the majority of your day ripping it up and spending as much time as possible floating in a line up somewhere in LA County. As for me, well, there’s always next year. 

 

 

 

Wipeout!

When you’re mere moments away from smashing your pride and various squishy body parts into amorphous bits, there’s usually that brief reflective moment when time seems to unwind completely. You have a chance to soak it all in—everything slows and you’re able to take in every embarrassing detail of your untimely demise with perfect lucidity. I’ve experienced that moment, typically referred to as the “Oh, S*@t” moment, several times in my life. They mostly occurred during surfing wipeouts (save for one instance of a wicked skateboard accident that resulted in a chipped front tooth and a terrible family photo) that resulted in something painful occurring, either to my pride or to said various squishy body parts. In fact, I could tell you in perfect detail what happened during each wipeout, what mistake I made, or what went wrong with the board (typically it’s the board’s fault, not mine *cough*). I could also tell you what crossed my mind too: it was usually something along the lines of, “WHY?! WHY ME?! THE PAIN—.“ Yeah, something like that.

Surfers and other action sports enthusiasts have similar retrospective moments; it generally comes with the territory (especially since the territory is full of asphalt, speeding cars, and the occasional runaway surfboard). Twiggy Barker from South Africa had his recently at Jaws: Surfline featured Twiggy in their “Greatest Wipeouts of All Times” video. He gives a full account of the violent wipeout, which, for the record, would probably have crushed an ordinary man.

The wipeouts may be brutal, but ultimately, they’re worth it. They test us, sure, but they also reaffirm why we enjoy our sports—for the sheer rush of skirting danger and reveling in gallons of adrenaline. Sounds lovely, doesn’t it?

Action Sports News Roundup

Action Sports News Roundup:

STEFAN SLATER

Like a surfboard that’s been sucked out to sea, doomed to float aimlessly amongst that Texas-sized mass of plastic chairs, bottles and Big Mac containers in the Pacific, I’ve been kind of out of touch lately. But, I’ve finally returned and now I’m ready to jump back on the saddle and fulfill my obligations as a (semi-) productive member of society, i.e., file my taxes (wait, I’m a little late on that, huh?), set up a 401(K) and begin commuting on that soul-sucking freeway of doom and despair otherwise known as the 405. So, let’s kick off my return to civilization with a bit of news on the action sports scene:

Surfing: Surfline.com ran a feature on some of the top shapers in the South Bay. The list is extensive, and covers both newcomers and old timers alike. One of the names that most South Bay readers will probably recognize is Joe Bark; he is a long-time shaper and waterman, and an active competitor in the annual Catalina Classic (which, by the way, should be a great event this year).

Skateboarding: On a sad note, skateboard pioneer Larry Stevenson passed away in March, in Santa Monica, CA. He was 81. Stevenson is credited with inventing the kicktail—a now ubiquitous feature that can be found on every modern skateboard. The New York Times ran an excellent feature on him, and I’d suggest giving it a good read.

Fun misc: And just for fun, here’s a little article about a Go Pro camera that was found on the ocean floor south of Oahu. It had been lost for over a year, and it was still in working condition.

See you in the water!

LA has seasons?

I’d never live in LA, because I actually like seasons.

A bit snarky, don’t you think? Oh, the bitterness is almost palpable.

I must’ve heard that cutting little statement at least a dozen times during my recent visit to Ohio. Did it get old? Absolutely. Honestly, they could’ve insulted my hometown in a hundred different ways by discussing… oh, I don’t know, the horrible traffic, the pollution, the crowds, the overabundance of plastic surgery, and so on. But no, they had to bring up our lack of seasons. It was frustrating to say the least. Though my retort was usually sharp—I’d just mention that during my weeklong visit I’d seen the sun once and that my rental car had a sizeable dent from a Pomeranian-sized chunk of hail.

Anyway, I’d usually explain (after my ice retort, of course) that LA’s seasons were a little more varied—especially if you’re a surfer like myself.

Summer: You’d think that this would be the best time of year to surf in LA, but unfortunately, you’d only be partly right. Sure, the water’s warm—it usually hovers around 60-70 degrees—and the weather’s quite pleasant, but the beaches are usually packed. It isn’t rare to see 100+ surfers out in the line-up at Malibu, which is the surfing equivalent of trying to navigate the 405 during rush-hour traffic in a gerbil-powered big rig.

Fall: Now this is the ideal time to be a surfer in LA. The weather and water’s still relatively warm, the Santa Ana winds are going strong, and we’re usually receiving crossed up north and south swells. But the coup de grâce is the fact that all the schools are back in session, and the line-ups are now comfortably empty—just one more reason I’m glad I’m done with high school.

Winter: Yes, LA has a winter, and honestly, it’s not too bad. The weather and water’s cooling down, and we’re usually receiving heavy north swells by this time too. The only downside’s the rain. Why? Well, surfing in the accumulated waste of one of the largest cities on Earth might have some unintended consequences (i.e. possible X-men style powers… wait, that’s not a bad thing. Surfing in pollution is awesome!)

Spring: Well, this spring has been pretty fun so far, but typically spring is a bit slow for surf in LA. But there’s usually a few sandbars left from winter, and the water is gradually warming up too. And there’s always that reassuring knowledge that summer’s just around the corner.

So you see, LA does have unique seasons. Now that that’s been established, I’m off to go find some pollution to swim in. I’m banking on some potential Cyclops powers, but hey, I’m not picky.

Zombies and Paddleboards


Zombies and Paddleboards

I could make it.

That’s generally my first thought when I contemplate whether I could paddle from LA to Catalina.

You’re probably thinking to yourself, Why are you even thinking about that in the first place? Don’t you have anything better to do?Well, to answer your first question, I’ve been watching back-to-back episodes of “Doomsday Preppers” and I’ve decided that Catalina Island is the perfect place to escape—or “bug out,” my new favorite idiom— from the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will certainly strike LA within the next few years. I’ll skip trying to get a boat (since the marinas will probably be full of zombies… you’re welcome), so commandeering a paddleboard is the only logical course of action.

Per your second question, I ask you this: Is there anything more important than preparing for the zombie apocalypse? Yeah, I think not.

Anyway, moving on, I recently found out that’s there a contest that’s held every year for long-distance paddlers who race from Catalina Island to Manhattan Beach—it’s called the Catalina Classic. They paddle an incredible 32 miles (that’s roughly the distance from Sherman Oaks to Redondo Beach) on massive boards that are generally 12-to-19 feet in length, and they’re able to cover that vast expanse of open water in less than 4 hours.

So, when the undead finally rise and overrun the City of Angels, at least I know there’ll be few others that can help me restart civilization on Catalina—hopefully, they can just drag me behind them while we all paddle over, since I don’t think I’d be able to keep up at that blistering 7-knot pace.

Here’s a short article on the results of last year’s contest, and a short video showing the start of the race (note howearly they start the race).

I haven’t been able to find any details on the 2012 Catalina Classics, so if any of you have any info on when it’ll be held, please let me know. And with that, I’m off to go prepare my “bug out” bag. See you in the water!

Shillelaghs and Skateboards

Oh, the morning after St. Patrick’s Day… how I despise thee.

Sullen is the word that immediately comes to mind: Do I feel sluggish? Yes, thanks to nearly three pounds worth of corn beef and potatoes—and cabbage, my favorite—and several (err… give or take) pints of Guinness, I feel very sluggish. Do I feel remorseful? Beaten down? Bummed out? Well, yes, in fact, I do. Remember that shillelagh I mentioned in my last post? (For all of you who are unaware, it’s a traditional Irish club.) Anyway, I feel like there’s wee, Guinness-fueled hooligan trying to break out of my skull with a shillelagh like he’s Andy Dufresne trying to escape from Shawshank Prison. Oh God, I hope the warden catches him and throws him into solitary confinement (and by warden, I mean Tylenol, and by solitary I mean… Oh, never mind).

Regardless of my head troubles, there were a few folks here in LA who had a very fun St. Patrick’s Day; I’m talking about the contestants at the Sk8 Wars 2012.

The first annual Sk8 Wars Urban Battle AM tour was held yesterday at the Los Angeles Sports Arena. The contest featured a $2,500 cash grand prize for the most innovative skater, and a specialty (indoor) course was built just for the event. Most of the competitors were amateurs, but professional skateboarders Anthony Mosley and Pep Williams did make an appearance. A number of rock bands and hip-hop artists were slated to perform at the event as well (including Soulja Boy; because God knows it wouldn’t have been a proper St. Patrick’s Day celebration without Soulja Boy).

Here’s a video of the Sk8 Wars 2012 finalists tearing it up (1st prize is still yet to be determined, but I’ll check back on this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dVdEcwJTft0

The event wouldn’t have been complete until someone unwillingly castrated themselves, so here’s a video of one of the finalists taking a railing (yes, a railing) to his twig and berries:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLxYOmiarKE&feature=youtu.be

I hope everyone had a wonderful (and safe… save for the aforementioned skater) St. Patrick’s Day. I’m off to save my skull from a tiny Irishman, so “slán leat” and enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Corn Beef and Surf

Well, bop me with a shillelagh and pour me a pint of green beer; St. Patrick’s Day is almost here. Since my girlfriend is Irish (well… her family’s Irish; she’s from Simi Valley), St. Patrick’s Day has become a significant holiday in the Slater household. In fact, for this year’s celebrations I was told we were having a “genuine” Irish dinner: Corn beef and cabbage with a side of soda bread. I thought that because the meal was supposed to be “genuinely” Irish there would be at least one potato, but alas, I was mistaken. Now I guess I’ll just have to be content with the boiled cabbage—oh, because there’s nothing quite as delicious (or nutritious) as cabbage. Yum.

Actually, in all honesty, I’m looking forward to this dinner (sans boiled cabbage, thank you very much). I’m not too familiar with Irish cuisine, so I’m excited to try something new. So, with that said, in honor of good ol’ St. Patrick and the dinner my girlfriend will be preparing this weekend (and I’ll be thoroughly enjoying), I thought I’d give you a bit of background on the surf history of Ireland.

Surfing was first introduced to the Emerald Isle in 1963, when an English customs officer rode his British-made board near a jetty in the Northern Ireland town of Castlerock. At around the same time, an Irishman named Kevin Cavey (who had taken up the sport of bellyboarding in his youth) had decided to give surfing a go. He ordered a surfboard-kit from England, and built his own board. In fact, in 1966 Cavey traveled to San Diego to represent Ireland in the World Surfing Championships. The Surf Club of Ireland was formed in 1966 in Bray, and in the summer of 1969, an Irish team attended the first European Surfing Championships. Currently, Ireland is home to several thousand surfers, dozens of surf shops and schools, and scores of epic breaks.

Ireland’s 1,700-mile coast is relatively wave rich; powerful North Atlantic storms often generate sizeable surfing conditions. Irish surf can sometimes peak at over 15 feet+, as evidenced by this recent big-wave surfing video from Surfline.com. The weather though, is the only downside; it’s usually damp, cold, and generally blustery. It also doesn’t help that average water temperatures are usually pretty chilly too: In the summertime, the water’s in the low 60s F, and in the winter it’s usually in the high 30s F.

Cold water aside, Ireland has (arguably) some of the best waves in Europe, and it’s definitely worth a surf trip. I hope you all have a fun and safe St. Patrick’s Day, and if you can, catch a few waves to celebrate! I’ll see you out in the water.